Funding will help us continue our trajectory of hyper growth and cross-discipline synergy
We are going to build a world class Research and Development facility in the soverign nation of Sealand.
We want to be the most recognized beverage in the world. We're working on putting signage on the MOON!
We plan to license our parts of our monsterous patent portfolio and litigate any that oppose us.
We are a group of lifelong beverage drinkers, scientists, and business professionals with single digit years of cumulative experience.